Guest Blogger Crazy Like a Mom
10. I just turned around for a second!
9. (Fill in the blank)... shouldn't take too long.
8. Yelling "Stop yelling!" will get them to stop yelling.
7. Crawling/talking/walking/reading/writing early = Ive League future! (Aka, it's ok we haven't started saving for college, our kid is a genius.)
6. It hasn't been *that* long since... (fill in the blank).
5. I don't smell anything.
4. Falling asleep while watching Bones on the DVR is just as romantic as going out to see a movie.
3. What's one more kid?
2. Going to bed early is the new sleeping in.
1. Our kids won't be like that.